The Other Half Of Heaven
Heaven is forever in Disneyland
Heaven is here and now
Heaven is a bush and two birds in the hand
Heaven is knowing how
Heaven is having everything you want as easily as ringing a bell
Heaven is having the authority to make other people's live hell
Heaven is a country that's always right
even when that country is wrong
Heaven is being told what to think
by the lyrics of a partiotic song
Heaven is having a flag to wave
its flapping noise to occupy your ears
Heaven is sleeping on undisturbed
by news that you don't want to hear
Heaven is turning a blind eye
to things you think are better unseen
Heaven is having your emotional life
controlled by Time Magazine
Heaven is having the power
to tell God which side to choose
Heaven is is having the brute strength
to make sure the weak always lose
Heaven is a solid investment
Heaven is a happy return
Heaven is building an empire
Heaven is a quick buck to burn
Heven is having no boundarie
Heaven is unlimited growth
Heaven is the cake and the eating
Heaven is having them both